LAKELAND, Fla. - An eighth-grader was suspended from riding the school bus for three days after being accused of passing gas.
The bus driver wrote on a misbehavior form that a 15-year-old teen passing gas on the bus on March 16 to make the other children laugh, creating a stench so bad that it was difficult to breathe. The bus driver handed the teen the suspension form the next day....(more)
Difficult to breathe. Oh man, that is so great to read.....and the kid denied it! If you get in trouble for it, you may as well own up to it. It would make for a great story in college or after.
Farting is a double-edged sword. On one hand, it is so satisfying to bore a hole in your underpants when you wake up in the morning. On the other hand, that could possibly be the most awful thing in the world when you realized some chick is next to you from the night prior. Try thinking of something to say to her when that happens.
Confucius say, Man who fart in church must sit in his own pew.
Two guys are in a locker room when one notices the other has a cork up his ass. He says, "How'd you get a cork in your ass?"
The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a Big Fella in a turban came oozing out. He said, "I am Tonto, Indian Genie. I can grant you one wish."
And I said, "No shit."
no shit, haha
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