Sunday, April 12, 2009

Local Politician Discriminates Against Gay Jungle Animal

WARSAW (Reuters) - A Polish politician has criticized his local zoo for acquiring a "gay" elephant named Ninio who prefers male companions and will probably not procreate, local media reported Friday.

"We didn't pay 37 million zlotys ($11 million) for the largest elephant house in Europe to have a gay elephant live there," Michal Grzes, a conservative councilor in the city of Poznan in western Poland, was quoted as saying.

"We were supposed to have a herd, but as Ninio prefers male friends over females how will he produce offspring?" said Grzes, who is from the right-wing opposition Law and Justice party.

The head of the Poznan zoo said 10-year-old Ninio may be too young to decide whether he prefers males or females as elephants only reach sexual maturity at 14.


What a very confused elephant. He's essentially like some kid in middle school who can't stop staring at weiners in the shower even though he knows it's wrong. Unlike a schoolboy though, this animal is equipped to do some damage.

In the dip department, three round of golf down, no dips, and creeping up to 100 days. Cool stuff.

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