That's all folks

Just so you don't come back looking for more, this site won't be updated, barring a tobacco relapse, which just won't happen. It's over, I kicked the habit. The site was a huge help.

So, that being said, if you care to read through the chronicles of this chapter in my life, please feel free to and enjoy/leave comments.

In the meantime, visit my other site www.jockjoose.com

Cool like a rasta sunset.

William Tell Meets Braveheart

Play this game and shoot the guy everywhere except the apple. I got to level 12.

http://www.gameninja.com/games/apple-shooter.html

I actually know someone who got shot in the eye with an arrow as a kid and now has a glass eye. That is messed up. How he didn't die I have no idea.

I am running out of shit to write about that specifically pertains to chewing tobacco so this blog is officially not about quitting tobacco anymore.

Redneck Resistance

If I didn't chew this weekend, then I'm money on quitting.

If you go to West Virginia, then you chew. I did it for four years there in school and everytime I came back, I would have a lip in for at least 85% of the day. This time, despite everyone chewing...literally, I even saw a chick with a hog in...no chewing took place. At this point, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that I'm all good with the quitting and am not in danger of total relapse.

In other news, I am feeling old and pulling muscles. I am thinking of exploring some of these Asian treatments like acupuncture, rub and tug, etc. I am losing all athletic ability and need to loosen up what is left with my muscles a bit. Cool.

First Rats, Now Pigs

Swine flu is upon us. Two immediate thoughts come to mind.

1. Mexico sucks. They are a bad neighbor.
2. Welcome to the Middle Ages, part deux.

Let me explain. Well part one does not need explaining. If I were the typical numbnut American, I would blurt out something like, "God darn Mexican'ts. First they steal our jobs, then they infect our damn bacon." But I'm not. Moving on to point two.

If rats were the stars of the bubonic plague, then pigs won best supporting actresses. It is a little known fact that pigs also transmitted the disease, which infected those people who ate them. I'm not kidding. Also, did you know that swine flu also broke out into a worldwide epidemic in 1918? Did you know it killed 50-100 million people? That is insane!!! Why did I never learn this in grade school? I'd say that is pretty major. Actually, I think it was more of an Avian flu that killed swine and humans, but still! Shit I think back in year 200 something there was also another swine disease. Of course, back then a cold would kill you.

World Health Organization is about to categorize it as a pandemic. When will escaping to space be an option? If I was dying of swine flu, would I dip. You bet your ass I would.

By the way, Miss Piggy is annoying and fat.

Missing Author Found

I'm back from the depths of corporate America. So busy I couldn't even celebrate a milestone, let alone recognize it on the day.

So with that, we celebrate 100 days of not using chewing tobacco. To memorialize, let's look at the number 100 and it's significance.

* Best piece of US currency around, but the hardest to break.
* In the year 100 AD Buddhist texts were translated into Chinese. Cool.
* 10^2
* 100 degrees celcius is the boiling point of water. Hot.
* For every 100 US adults, one is behind bars. Crazy.
* 100 raging tigers are more dangerous than one.
* Wilt Chamberlain. Sick.
* If you are right 100% of the time, you are smart as fock.
* Atomic number of Fermium. Wtf is fermium?
* Dial 100 in India and you get the five-o
* The Hundred Years War must have sucked.

100 days

100 days. Celebrate. Everyone. Now. More later when I have a chance to breathe.

Bladder pain

In the car driving hours to the armpit state. My bladder is going to burst. It really sucks. Having to go to the bathroom can really inhibit life sometimes. Typing in the car blows.